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test_na_trzvst July 22 2014, 14:50

то, что кончается неожиданно

туалетная бумага, соль, спички и молотый кофе. бывает, намелешь себе побольше, чтобы пить вволю, чашечка тут, чашечка там, открываешь однажды баночку, а она пуста, и только дно чуть-чуть присыпано коричневой пылью.
overheardnyc July 22 2014, 12:57

You know you’re NOT in New York when…

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000044.html

An older woman, ordering very slowly at a Starbucks in Vancouver, “should I get the large or the medium, oh I don’t know, I’m not really sure how thirsty I am…. ” She then turns to the six people waiting online behind her, including your correspondent, and says, “I know I’m going slowly, so you all can go in front of me” To which everyone else waiting on line behind her says in unison, “no, take your time” and “it’s okay, don’t worry about it” and “we’re not in a rush”

overheardnyc July 22 2014, 11:24

Why NY is not Minneapolis

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000043.html

Middle-aged man at the Minneapolis airport: “When Minnesota first got the lotto, they had the scratch-off lottery cards. I waited on line in a corner store, and the clerk asked me if I wanted to buy one and I said, ‘No. I do not play the lottery.’ The person behind me, as I was leaving, bought a ticket and won $1,000. The clerk turned to me and said, ‘See, you should have bought a ticket!’ and I said to her, ‘No, I’m glad I didn’t. Because I don’t play the lottery.’”

overheardnyc July 22 2014, 10:54

Racist to English Dictionary

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/000040.html

Customer: I rescue cats in the Bronx.
Shopgirl: You know sometimes poor families with children that aren’t taught well don’t know how to treat animals. I wish there was something that could be done about them. You know it’s not fair for the animals if they get placed into a bad home like that. If they don’t have enough money to take care of their children, how are they going to take care of an animal? And they [sic] don’t even treat their children right. –Purty Girl Boutique, Thompson St.

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