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двустишия

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 23:40:06 GMT

если много удивляться,
можно брови потерять.

двустишия

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 10:13:36 GMT

где тебя ебали,
там тебе и дом.

stop crap buy art

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 20:37:44 GMT

i made a poster:

high res free for non commercial use:

http://polyrealism.com/images/buy_art.png

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 06:12:29 GMT

shana tova, moi bojare!

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 06:48:30 GMT

when i was little, i often spent summers with my grandma, at this beautiful town on the warm sea. in the town, there was a famous retired captain, who brought with him back home from one of the exotic islands a pet monkey. he would walk the monkey on a leash every day, strolling along the central boulevard. all the little boys wanted to grow up to be a captain of a giant freighter, visit exotic islands, and own a pet monkey. strangely enough, our grandmas refused to purchase a pet monkey for us.

the monkey wasn’t happy camper, sadly. the city was too cold for him, he was constantly coughing like a chain smoker. he was also sort of political protester – once in a while, he would get off the leash, run toward the square in front of the central committee of the communist party, sit in the middle, and furiously masturbate.

since by that time everybody hated communists, but was still too afraid to do anything about it, the crowd aired their frustration by loudly cheering the fellow dissident primate. and when the uniformed authorities would show up to restore the order, the crowd would boo, while the monkey, while continuing masturbating on the run, would fling poo at the red faced officers.

some of the poo would stick to the nearby statue of lenin. while pigeon poop on lenin nose was accepted by communists as unavoidable evil, monkey poo was too offensive, and the authorities would send the janitor to clean it. the janitor, bless his soil, was deeply proletarian, permanently drunk, and slightly retarded; he cursed monkeys, communists, and spectators in words so colorful and imaginative that even the captain would slow down to listen, and sometimes appreciatively nodded, puffing his pipe. nobody knows russian this way anymore, but the various sexual acts between lenin, his mother, monkey, secretaty of the communist party, and historic cannon were only the starter.

of course, as a little boy, I understood none of it all. I was content to sit next to my knitting grandma, take photos of the monkey with her TLR camera, and listen to the sounds of little seaside orchestra, drifting away in the dwindling light of summer evening.

quote of the day

Sat, 09 Apr 2011 17:06:34 GMT

“If you expect people to pay for your ‘family planning’ you are inviting Uncle Sam into your bedroom. And he’s a pervert.” - Dana Loesch

...and not in a good way...

Polyrealism at Ballard Art Walk - this Saturday.

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 01:54:27 GMT

Polyrealism at Ballard Art Walk - this Saturday.

Please join me in my art opening at BalMar, during Ballard Art Walk, second Saturday of this month of April, 6-10PM. BalMar is very cool club, with lots of exposed brick and steel beams, and lots of place to hang art. I will be showing many of my paintings, including a few new works, never shown before.

Where: BalMar, 5449 Ballard Avenue NW, Seattle, WA. Corner of Market St. and Ballard Ave. Map: http://goo.gl/maps/qiZw

When: 6PM to about 10PM, Saturday, April 9th 2011.

If you cannot make it, my art will be up for 2 months, and the friendly stuff at BalMar will gladly help you to spend some of the tax return money on my art :)

My paintings, in case you don�t know: http://polyrealism.com/deck/deck.shtml

BalMar site: http://www.thebalmar.com/about.html

The blurbs:

Sponsored by the Ballard Chamber of Commerce, the Ballard ArtWalk takes place the second Saturday of every month. Dozens of Ballard businesses along Ballard Ave. and Market Street participate, showcasing some of Western Washington�s most talented artists and photographers.

Located in the heart of Ballard at the intersection of Ballard Avenue and Market Street, the BalMar brings cocktails, conversation and comfort together. Enjoy a laidback lounge atmosphere midweek and more of a club and party setting on the weekends, with DJs and dancing starting at 9:30pm.

The art of Polyrealism seeks its inspiration in other realities, some different from ours in only one tiny detail, others in two, then more, up to the barely imaginable, and brings them for us to compare, contemplate and conquer.

This body of work is concentrated on one deck, played by incomprehensible entities � some call them gods � across universes and times, with unimaginable, but modest, stakes in the game. Some players use technology, some rely on magic, some stay still and allow the game to win itself for them. Each card of the deck is a window into some reality, the reality which contributes the aspect of its archetype that is necessary to advance the hand of the player. The process of trying to understand the rules and the flow of the game is rumored to constitute the highest meaning of human life.

Cheers,
Poul
http://polyrealism.com

FDR, an antisemite

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 18:36:57 GMT

FDR said about the status of the 330,000 Jews living in Morocco, Algeria, and Tunisia: "The number of Jews engaged in the practice of the professions (law, medicine, etc) should be definitely limited to the percentage that the Jewish population in North Africa bears to the whole of the North African population...The President stated that his plan would further eliminate the specific and understandable complaints which the Germans bore toward the Jews in Germany, namely, that while they represented a small part of the population, over fifty percent of the lawyers, doctors, school teachers, college professors, etc., in Germany, were Jews." - Ed Koch

blue supermoon

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 20:40:04 GMT

blue supermoon
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supermoon

Sun, 20 Mar 2011 06:40:45 GMT

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Mon, 10 Jan 2011 23:29:47 GMT

i think that, regardless of position on gun rights, we all agree that a paranoid schizophrenic with the history of death threats against public figures should not have been able to own a gun...

As a rough estimate, about 51,999,999 households, responsible for the legal care of 259,999,999 guns, did not shoot up a political meetup at a Safeway this weekend — despite the climate of overheated political rhetoric and conservative-bred HATE that practically compels them to do so.- *

quote of the day

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 06:21:02 GMT

The meme that opponents of Obama are crazy and dangerous has been an explicit Democratic Party campaign strategy for over two years. Here is just a partial list of events in which the left-wing and Democratic Party media operation has immediately blamed right-wing rhetoric, only to be proven wrong when the facts finally came out: Bill Sparkman, Amy Bishop, The Fort Hood Shooter, The IRS Plane Crasher, The Cabbie Stabbing, and The Pentagon Shooter.- *

quote of the day

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 00:26:03 GMT

Marxism is intellectualism for stupid people – and, believe me: if you’ve got books by Stalin in your library and you’re using those books to look for ideas… yes, you are a stupid person.- *

quote of the day

Mon, 27 Dec 2010 10:25:27 GMT

I like Obama but I reject the suggestion that he is an intellectual. He is an activist merely mimicking the mannerisms of an intellectual.*

n00bs and devs

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 04:18:41 GMT

in the future, there will be robots, devs who program the robots, artists who make things that robots can’t, and n00bs, who are useless.

-*-

n00b reads “lathe, rinse, repeat” and thinks “OK”. dev thinks “how many times?”.

-*-

n000bs argue whether or not net neutrality regulations are a good thing. dev wonders“what’s the bug number?”

-*-

n00bs buy whatever ads tell them to buy.
geeks rebel against corporate machine and buy whatever alternative ads tell them to buy.
devs drily notice that ads cancel each other so everybody is back at square one.
artists use ad budgets to create cool coca cola commercials.

-*-

sometimes n00bs make an effort and become marketing executives. they listen to devs conversations and pick up trendy words they don’t understand, to use in meetings with upper management. devs notice that, and make up meaningless words to use in conversations when marketing n00bs are listening.

-*-

n00bs talk about each other. geeks talk about latest outrage from n00b government. devs talk about principles of robotics. artists talk about where to find cheap turpentine.

-*-

quote of the day

Sat, 11 Dec 2010 20:17:54 GMT

Democrats hurl f-bombs at Obama. Are they racist now? Racist, racist, racist. Also, racist. And there’s nothing worse than being racist, believe me. Stupid Democrat racists. - *

quote of the day

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 03:05:10 GMT

“One nice thing about being a libertarian is the opportunity to try new things. One day I’m part of a fringe ideology no one will ever take seriously. The next day I’m part of a billionaire family’s secret plot to take over the country. It’s all very exciting.”

Polyrealism at Forgotten Works Challenge Show.

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 23:14:21 GMT

Polyrealism at Forgotten Works Challenge.

I did it this year � 30 oil paintings in 30 days!

They�re kitty size, 8x10 inch, oil on canvas board.

This Thursday, December 2nd, please join me at the opening of the 10th annual Forgotten Works Challenge.

What:

30 works in 30 days by over 50 artists.
All works for sale $40 each.

Where:

Tashiro Kaplan Building
115 Prefontaine Place South
Pioneer Square
Seattle

When: First Thursday December 2nd at 5PM-8PM.

The show will also be open on Saturday the 4th and 11th from noon to 5PM.

See you there!
Poul.

quote of the day

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 01:05:14 GMT

WHEN IMMOVABLE BIGOTRY MEETS IRRETRIEVABLE IDIOCY, WHAT DO YOU GET? The Perfect Storm… WESTBORO CULT to Picket Dearbornistan Islamic Center — Nov.18th.

the statistics of death

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 20:04:17 GMT

one in 20 millions x-ray scans will cause a fatal cancer - http://www.public.asu.edu/~atppr/bodyscan.html
there are about 800 millions airline passengers in usa every year - http://www.public.asu.edu/~atppr/bodyscan.html
assuming that 20% of them are scanned (as per current practice), about 8 people will die every year as a result of TSA "safe" x-ray scanning procedures.

do you want to be one of those 8?

safe my ass

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 05:07:30 GMT

“When an X-ray Compton scatters [as in the new TSA obamavision scanners], it doesn’t shift an electron to a higher energy level; instead, it hits the electron hard enough to dislodge it from its atom.

The authors note that this process is ‘likely breaking bonds,’ which could cause mutations in cells and raise the risk of cancer.“Because the X-rays only make it just under the skin’s surface, the total volume of tissue responsible for absorbing the radiation is fairly small. The professors point out that many body parts that are particularly susceptible to cancer are just under the surface, such as breast tissue and testicles.- *

Charlie Rangel flees ethics trial to avoid getting any ethics on him | The Daily Caller - Breaking N

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 08:21:37 GMT

the headline of the day (tm)

polyrealism art events this week - kitties and breasts!

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 23:51:03 GMT

polyrealism art events this week - kitties and breasts!

first, I show my art at the �gilt edge society studio� this thursday during the belltown artwalk

all of the sumi kitties and some of the ballerinas are on display and on sale for your holidays present shopping extravaganza. prints will be also on sale.

this thursday, 11/18/2010, stop by from 5PM till close.
2312 4th avenue (cross bell st.) belltown 206.443.0888

facebook event: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=174767765868236
http://polyrealism.com/cats/cats.shtml
http://www.giltedgesociety.com/
http://www.facebook.com/thegiltedgesociety

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second, i will be showing 10 of my photos of times past, all elegantly featuring fabulous breasts, at lowell art works in everett.

and no, i am not telling which - you will have to come, and maybe see your own, or the pair you may know :)

we will be in new orleans, but you all still should come - it's for the good cause, a portion of the proceeds from the sale of artwork will be donated to Gateway for Cancer Research.

my photos are inexpensive and faaaabulous holiday present, $60 a pop, signed, limited edition.

facebook event: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=159158324119729
http://liberpolly.com/photo/shoots.shtml
http://lowellartworks.com/

Lowell Art Works Presents:
�The Breasts of the Northwest IV: They're FABULOUS!"
November 20th � December 3rd, 2010
at Lowell Art Works in Everett, WA

What: Opening Bash for "The Breasts of the Northwest IV: They're FABULOUS!"
When: Saturday, November 20th, 4-9 PM
Where: Lowell Art Works, 5205 S. 2nd Ave., Everett, WA 98203

The show will run from November 20th to December 3rd, 2010

We're the last stop on the Everett Art Walk, open till 9 PM, so end up here!

A portion of the proceeds from the sale of artwork will be donated to Gateway for Cancer Research.

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cheers,
poul
http://polyrealism.com

quote of the day

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 21:31:47 GMT

“Who could have warned us that a man who served seven years in the state legislature and three years in the Senate would not have been prepared for the toughest executive position in the Free World? We did. Repeatedly. So did John McCain, and for that matter, so did Hillary Clinton.” - *

in the art news

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 07:04:37 GMT

the forgotten works challenge - 30 paintings in 30 days - is actually done. here's 30 paintings, oil on canvas, 8x10":

stay tuned for the show announcements...